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The Lair of the Truly Fabulous

Aspiring Actweurs
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Anybody , Moderated
Well hello. You have stumbled upon the great community of the Actweurs. We are pretentious, and we are fabulous.

Act, children...act! For you must be nurtured in the way of the theateeeer.

Please apply. Join us, and be a part of our sparkling circle of uncompromised bliss.

Community Rules:

1. No discriminatory, degrading, demeaning, or disrespectful utterances of any kind will be allowed.
2. You have to be nice to squirrels.
3. We don’t care if you title the application a certain way or promote us to other communities or bold your application questions or any of that crap the other ratings communities pull…do whatever you want. You’re better anyway.
4. Enjoy yourselves! Post, discuss, and revel in the passion and glory of the theatre.

Actweurs Application:

1. Name?
2. Stage Name?
3. Age?
4. What are your motivations to be an actweur/actor?
5. What shows have you been in?
6. Which of these shows was your favorite? Why?
7. Which time period/type of theatre engages you the most?
8. What is your most desired role?
9. I f you are off-the-charts pretentious, feel free to post your resume!
10. What are your future career aspirations?
11. When you get to Heaven…what would you like to hear God say? (If you maintain atheist beliefs, feel free to assert them.
12. Name one reason why you are superior to others.
13. Have you ever asked a prominent actor (famous, local, etc.) if they have any advice for an aspiring actor?
14. What do you believe you will bring to this community?
15. Post several pictures of yourself if you wish...headshot material, in-production photos, or any type you see fit. Also, once you are accepted, we will want a 180 by 180 pixel picture for our member photos. And it's 180 by 180...because we say so!

Your moderateurs:

superpancake12 - "Poppy McZonderson"

groundsofbklyn - "She Who Has Yet To Be Obnoxiously Named"

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